We've finally done it. We've found the worst music video of all time.

STRONG START The music video starts with a kid walking down the street. He doesn't have any money to give this homeless guy. CRACKED.COM

GETTING WEIRD The kid picks a magic viewmaster out of the trash, and a man (who can only be described as the sexiest iteration of Trump) is singing ab

WEIRDER... Whoa! The kid is transported to some magical beach land, where grown-ass women are all over him. CRACKED.COM

B4-4 Meet b4-4 (yes, that's how it's stylized) the cheesiest of the cheesy early 2000s boy bands. Although they look more Jersey Shore, they are actua

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BACK TO THE VIDEO b4-4 show off their dance moves in the rain. Even their back-up dancers can't hide that they're not quite in sync and no N'SYNC. CRA

NECKLACES! THOSE HAIR! THAT THE FASHION BACKPACKS OR BALLISTIC VESTS? CRACKED COM

BACK TO THE KID The kid is dressed as some racial stereotype of a pimp. And more grown women throw themselves at him. CRACKED.COM

LYRICS This song is clearly about oral sex, so it's kind of disturbing to have the video star a child. If you get down on me / I'll get down on you

THE END The kid gives the viewmaster he found in the trash to the homeless man so that the man can also have a creepily sexual beach mirage. Heartwarm

WELOVE yOu, B4-4. THANK you FOR BRINGING US SOME CHEESY JOY. CRACKED.COM
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