The Raunchy Bill Watterson Artwork You Probably Haven’t Seen Before

A pair o' pathetic peripatetics
The Raunchy Bill Watterson Artwork You Probably Haven’t Seen Before

"Cul de Sac has it all," Bill Watterson remarked of Richard Thompson's comic strip, "knowledge, soft humor, a beautiful way with words, plus, most unexpected, beautiful, marvelous graphics." The creator of Calvin and Hobbes went on now to compliment Thompson's distinct style, saying, "The art in Cul de Sac knocks me out," he said, adding that "Thompson also has a natural knack for watercolor painting." Nevertheless, I'm not shocked at this point."

Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes and Berkeley Breathed of Bloom County has had a friendly feud for decades. Whereas Watterson is principled and private, Breathed isn't averse to selling his works and can't resist a nice convention appearance.

Breathed showed off some original Watterson artwork at a 2010 Comic-Con panel that had never seen the light of day before - since they were private missives roasting Breathed into extinction.

When comic artists from the 1990s quit being polite... and started getting genuine, this is what happens:

A portrait of the artist ogling Daisy Mae. LY MY' Watterson was appalled that Breathed didn't grow up reading the Sunday funnies, so he drew this some
The Family circus dad killed Opus the Penguin and mounted his ass on the wall. 'Cause Daddy stuck a bazooka in its face and blew it clean off. CRACKED
Bill the Cat horking up a steamy pile next to a traumatized Linus. This is real holiday entertainment. Breathed says this was his response to my Chri
President Reagan's bare ass. C That's quite a coincidence, Berke... Breathed once took an unexpected phone call from Reagan, and famously told the Pre
Calvin making a personal plea for Breathed to come back from retirement. I'm TEULLIN' YA. ITs GREAT UP HERE IN TE DAIIES! WEAL. THINGS WE VEAUY TMPPOV
Breathed selling out to afford his expensive hobbies. LA WElAnces! I D MALE CF YINJ CIDE UNTIL Yu Fes ADE o ESCR 30151 Nlo DD YO TON 9J NE THE 44 SING
Opus the Penguin drawing Bill the Cat in an extremely disrespectful Blondie crossover... E A few more lines... another Pulitzer is as good as mine! OR
...which Breathed then filled in, dragging Hobbes into the unholy mashup. To date, Watterson hasn't said this isn't canon... CRACKED.COM


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