Everyone's super psyched about launching the new Musk Dragon-Catcher (or whatever it's called) to the ISS, and who can blame them? We're all anxious for the future of space travel to get here, and we picture this as huge, comfortable starships hauling us to other planets where adventure awaits. And we assume the ships will have lasers, just in case they need to destroy other ships. But it's time to revise our expectations.

This is your reminder that even for your grandchildren, space travel will probably really, really suck.

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