Cracked Storytime: Brian and the Seemingly Bottomless Fissure
After the success of the Pulitzer-nominated Count Von Blutkuchen Meets The Draculettes, we just knew we had to give Cracked readers another go at achieving short-lived internet fame.
We hit them up on Facebook and asked them to tell us what happened next in this harrowing story:
The townspeople gathered around the mysterious sinkhole that had cratered almost the entirety of Main Street. Nobody was injured, but they heard a faint, eerie laugh coming from the bottom of the seemingly bottomless fissure.
We assembled a team of two toddlers, a bored crab, and a dog named Brendan Fraser to arrange the responses and Photoshop them into ... something.