Cracked fans have always been brilliant and hilarious, and we're not just saying that. Okay, maybe we are, but it's because we gave them a task, on Facebook, and they did
We asked them to tell us what happened next, in the following story:
The cheerleaders gasped in awe as they entered the musty and derelict chateau. It was truly generous of Count von Blutkuchen to host regionals on his family's ancestral estate, particularly on a full moon.
Then we threw the responses into a shredder and photoshopped the results.
"The lights flickered as thunder rumbled across the sky." -- Elizabeth H. 18
"The girls arrived at the door to be greeted by a shadowy figure." -- Ka K.
"From the nearby boysenberry bush, a solitary Rottweiler watched with vicarious eyes and hungry nostrils." -- Paul K. 16
"Sandy, the team captain, looked over the grand foyer and noticed a small, dusty gold monkey statue on a pedestal in the far right corner." -- Jason R. 15
"The Count entered the room room slowly, greeting his guests." -- Brett M. 14
"Brandishing pink pom poms..." -- Macaco C. 13
"'Count Von Blutkuchen of the Glendale Von Blutkuchen I presume?' Becky said holding the severed head of one of the Draculette's in one hand and a pompom in the other..." -- Jordan C. 12
"Upon forming that eldritch sigil with their bodies (the quadrilateral triangle, that is) the cheerleaders' skin began to glow..." -- Scott H. 11
"'I broke a nail' cried Becky..." -- Peggy A. 10
"Rick and Morty busted their way into this story, even though they clearly were not wanted." -- Kyle M. 9
"Blood cake?" -- Robyn M.
"It was at this point that John realized his marketing pitch for the Juiceanator may have gone off track..." -- Chris B. 7
"The cheerleaders stared in confusion as Von Blutkuchen realized their 'glowing' skin was merely the combination of their self-tanner and body glitter." -- Cody M. 6
"Just then, a man came out of the darkness..." -- David M. 5
"A Werewolf who likes to Tap Dance." -- Ethan W. 4
"*Jerry arrives*" -- Jason B. 3
"All the girls start screaming..." -- Lisa C. 2
"It ends with an old lady telling a bunch of cheerleaders that that was how she found out she was double jointed and into older guys..." -- David F.
"Joss Whedon sat stunned when the title credits began to roll. What was supposed to be a work for the ages had been ruined and his name was still attached." -- Kyle M.