You know that special brand of hipster, who loves to complain about how a movie or show left out super important details? And they know this because they read the book? We did some digging, and found out that there's usually a damned good reason for leaving something out of the onscreen adaptation: It's flat-out disturbing.

So the next time someone pushes up their glasses, wrinkles their nose, and moans about something-or-other being left on the cutting room floor, feel free to remind them of the following:

THE FORREST GUMP MOVIE LEFT OUT FORREST'S MONSTER DONG AND CRAZY SEX LIFE. In the book, Forrest tells us that Jenny's eyes got big when she pulled dow

THE REAL JEFF SPICOLI WAS A TOTAL D**K. In the investigative novel Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Spicoli shows up in class one day waving a graphic ne

THE NOVEL A CLOCKWORK ORANGE HAS A SCENE OF ALEX RAPING PRETEEN GIRLS. When he gets two 10-year-old girls in his room, he makes them 'submit to the s

Rescuers THOE ORPHAN MURDERS WERE DROPPED FROM THE RESCUERS MOVIE. In the movie, the villain kidnaps Penny because she needs her to find a huge diamon

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IN BAMBl, A LIFE IN THE WOODS, BAMBI SEES ENOUGH HORROR TO DEVELOP PTSD. He watches stuff like a squirrel running around with a bloody gash in its nec

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