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25 Savvy Methods For Currying Favor And Influence

By:: Cracked Plasticians

December 12, 2019

25 Savvy Methods For Currying Favor And Influence

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it.

Entire fields of science are dedicated to studying human brains and behavior, so it makes total sense that we'd be able to practically read minds, by now. We can definitely do the next-closest thing, which is predicting people's behavior and reading the subtle cues they give off.

We Force-pushed our plasticians to dig into the science and show us the latest findings that will help us to cold-read and influence other people.

25 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Want someone to like you? Start asking questions. According to a Harvard study, speed daters who ask more ? questions are more likely to get a second

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Say my name, say my name! HELLO my name is ? If you say a person's name enough, you'll come off more persuasive than usual. Saying a person's name cat

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You can spot a liar by studying their eyes. Watch the person's eyes and pay attention to how often they blink, whether they make eye contact, and even

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CRACKED c COM Want a small favor from someone? Give them. a reason. Any reason. Even something like because I need it works. A highly cited study fo

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Be more likable by making small mistakes and pratfalls. People deemed to be more competent are also often considered superior. Making little mistakes

19 Entry by Andrea Meno

Giving gifts matters, but it's all in how you give them. In one study, when a waiter gave diners two mints at the end of a meal, the waiter's average

18 Entry by Maclise

Wondering if someone is into you? Listen to their voice. Wuwm Studies have found that both men and women deepen their voice when talking with someon

17 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Want to influence your kids into working harder? Don't praise them for their traits, praise them for their effort. Praising children's traits (such as

16 Entry by Lornie Aswila Jeffrey Lausin

Want people to like you more? Be mindful when talking about others. Research published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology found that

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13 Entry by Moses Armstrong

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10 Entry by Arjun Ar Arjun Ar

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9 Entry by MissLeslieKnope

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8 Entry by Maclise

According to science, beautiful people are easier to read. In a study by the University of British Columbia, first impressions of attractive people we

7 Entry by Maclise

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6 Entry by Arjun Ar Arjun Ar

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5 Entry by Andrea Meno

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4 Entry by Martha Singson

Ever wonder why your officemates take time to complete your requests? Don't email them-ask them face-to-face! An experiment found that people were mor

3 Entry by Markos Hasiotis

To tell if somebody has been checking you out, yawn. If anyone in your vicinity yawns too, they were most likely looking at you and caught your yawn.

2 Entry by Moses Armstrong

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