If there's one thing we have learned from our dads, it's that you should never take life too seriously. They always seem to have a clever saying or piece of wisdom to share, even when it comes to the most unexpected topics. For example, if some of us asked them for advice about how to deal with a difficult situation at work. Their reply? "Just tell them you're going to kill them and see what happens." Needless to say, their sense of humor is unique – but somehow, it always seems to work. We thought we would like to share some of the strangest advice our dad has ever given us. We wouldn't be here if it weren't for our fathers. We wouldn't be as generally confused either. Fathers have a way of giving scorching advice nuggets that are at best perplexing and at worst hazardous, no matter how well-intentioned they are.

Here are some of the least useful pieces of advice from your own fathers.

Entry by Amyan Bridi

When it's time to ride, make sure to strap in. CRAGh mistake mistake mistake mistake nistake You don't wanna make the same mistake 'I' did. And yes,

Entry by Stu Edwards

If you're going to get married, do it in the morning, because then if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. CRACKED

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