Most people probably think it'd be cool to have famous people for parents, excepting Joan Crawford's adopted children, of course. We weren't sure, so we asked our readers to look into it. As it turns out, it'd actually be very weird, and packed with utterly bizarre parenting choices. Given celebs often at best weirdo behavior and at worst unhinged we really should have seen these coming.

Choices like chewing up your kids' food and spitting it into their mouths like they're little birds. Breastfeeding kids past the age of three? Sharing a bed with them when they're eleven? And then it gets darker in a hurry - like plucking your daughter's unibrow in the middle of the night when she's asleep. And don't even get us started on Rod Stewart - oh boy - that one stinks and we really mean it. 

So yeah, if you're still envious of the lives celebrity kids lead, allow us to present the following:

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Madonna has many rules for her children. No candy, no television and if yout re under fifteen, no cellphones for you! But perhaps the WORSt part is th

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When KIM KARDASHIAN was breastfeeding her son, Saint... K.K. would stick a milk carton and straw in her bra So that her very jealous older daughter, N

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