13 Mostly Diplomatic, Extremely Cathartic “F*** You”s From Historical Figures And Celebrities
Stephen Hawking turned down a knighthood as a form of protest.
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4 The German Knight Who Coined the Phrase ‘Kiss My Ass’ Was the Iron Man of His Time
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Wild (Animal) Tales of the Three Stooges Wrestling a Bear Live on Stage
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Henry Winkler Considers Adam Sandler Nothing Less Than an Auteur
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Seems like these days we go out of our way to avoid human contact, and instead spend hours alone. Which is fine, until you get introspective. Without other inhabitants of meatspace around, it's easy to feel like the stuff you worry about is bizarre, and that nobody else can relate.
We're here to tell you that you're not alone, and that you've got way more company than you ever realized. Just don't ask us for a ride to the airport.
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