Everyone loves a good underdog story -- especially the ones where governments, businesses, and other controlling forces are told to go fuck themselves.

With that in mind, we asked you to bring us the stories where David slew Goliath so awesomely that people everywhere need to know. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Pedgerow

Fed up with cold callers, Lee Beaumont of Leeds, England, changed his home phone number to a premium 0871 line, costing each caller 10p a minute (and

Entry by Scott Laffey

CRAGKEDCON During the Nazi occupation of France in World War 2, the French Resistance cut the Eiffel Tower's elevator cables. So Hitler would have to

Entry by NickBoyer

Dmitry Agarkov, Russia Got a junk mail letter from credit card asking if he would like a to join. Instead of just throwing it out, he decided to rewri

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