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Jay Pharoah’s Dream ‘Saturday Night Live’ Weekend Update Host Is Anthony Jeselnik

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Adam Carolla Is No Longer Bothering to Write Jokes

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19 Killer Ways People Got In The Man's Face

By:: Cracked Plasticians

May 19, 2014

Everyone loves a good underdog story -- especially the ones where governments, businesses, and other controlling forces are told to go fuck themselves.

With that in mind, we asked you to bring us the stories where David slew Goliath so awesomely that people everywhere need to know. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

19 Entry by MinorShan

Arizona, December 2008: 4 guys in Arizona,dressed as Santa claus, took their huge sacks and wrapped 3 traffic cameras in broad daylight. 0oto 009 Amaz

18 Entry by Monstroso Yojimbo

While touring in 2008, musician Dave Carroll and his band Sons of Maxwell flew United Airlines from Halifax to Omaha and his $3500 Taylor guitar was b

17 Entry by S Peter Davis

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16 Entry by Monstroso Yojimbo

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14 Entry by Pedgerow

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13 Entry by Monstroso Yojimbo

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12 Entry by Mgloss

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11 Entry by Monstroso Yojimbo

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10 Entry by JStryker47

This sampler was stitched together by a British soldier, named Alexis Casdagli, while he was being held in a Nazi prison camp, during World War 2. His

9 Entry by nameless13

In days past, patriarchal culture in China meant that most women were not allowed to receive formal education, presumably to protect thousands of year

8 Entry by Scott Laffey

CRAGKEDCON During the Nazi occupation of France in World War 2, the French Resistance cut the Eiffel Tower's elevator cables. So Hitler would have to

7 Entry by Michael Voll

In China, a man used his first-class plane ticket to have a free dinner in the VIP lounge atXi'an Internationat Airport. He then took advantage of the

6 Entry by Comunacho

A couple of weeks after the coup d'etat of September 1973 in Chile, the Catholic Archbishop Raul Silva Henriquez founded the PRO Peace Committee, an

5 Entry by Monstroso Yojimbo

SMSNC When her producers wanted her to cover Paris Hilton's 2007 release from jail ahead of a story about the ongoing war in Irag, TV news show Mornin

4 Entry by XanaduBlue

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1 Entry by Monstroso Yojimbo

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