29 Baffling Rules of Life in Video Game Universes

There's a lot of belief to be suspended to convince us that an ape throwing barrels is the mortal enemy of an Italian plumber. But even so, there are some things about video games that we just can't get past.

We asked you to show us the things that, despite being in universes full of speedy hedgehogs and Custer's naked genitals, just don't make any sense. Winner got some gold coins or rupees or GIL or whatever ...

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Camelslayer. You win money.

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