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Covering up the most disgusting things about the human body is big business. And that makes sense, because as it turns out, your body is a Stephen King novel from top to, er, bottom. If your body isn't currently doing some seriously screwed-up shit, it's definitely about to start doing them.
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We know a ton of details about these cases, but still can't solve them.