How Hollywood Thinks The World Looks (Vs. How It Looks)

It’s not your fault you’re picturing this stuff wrong. It’s Hollywood.
How Hollywood Thinks The World Looks (Vs. How It Looks)

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Movies and television are shaping the way you view the world, every time you stick them in your brain holes. And while nobody thinks that what they're seeing is reality, it turns out that even their depictions of the real world are way off the mark.

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How Hollywood Thinks The World Looks (Vs. How It Looks)
Most jails we THE DARK KNIGHT see in movies and TV are all bars and bricks, with suitably awful lighting. In reality, modern jails A22 A23 look more l
The Australia that's depicted in American movies and TV shows consists of nothing but deserts and farms. It's really a very diverse [and industrialize
What Pocahontas thinks East Virgina looks like: What it actually looks like: The region is called a coastal plain for a reason.
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Hollywood always depicts nuclear waste as something that glows and is green in color. It looks nothing like that. Plutonium Uranium Most nuclear waste
How Hollywood Thinks The World Looks (Vs. How It Looks)
What Jurassic Park thinks San Jose, Costa Rica looks like: What it actually looks like: ALAJUELA CASTE Quesada Alajuel, Puntarenas .Chacarita Cimon Sa
Holiday office parties in Hollywood movies always look like madcap, booze-fueled orgies. Real holiday office parties look like staff meetings with ugl
What Mr. & Mrs. Smith thinks Bogota, Colombia looks like: BOGOTA. COLOMBIA What it actually looks like: It's not a tropical paradise in the middle of
According to Hollywood, a submarine's commanding officer has quarters big enough to have guests over. The Hunt for Red October These are the CO's.quar
IN THE MOUTH OF FMADNESS In movies and TV, going to a mental health care facility means a padded room and a bucket to poop in. In the real world, Amer
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What Charlie and The Chocolate Factory thinks Dusseldorf, Germany looks like: Dusseldorf, Germany What it actually looks like: Notice how there isn't
Public high schools have unlimited budgets, so they deck out their science labs with decorative specimens and chic architecture, according to Hollywoo
The Hollywood version of an affordable newbie apartment in Manhattan: sprawling. An authentic newbie apartment in Manhattan: toilet in kitchen.
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