15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

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26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters

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Everyone loves badass last words. In fact we're willing to bet that at least half of you have some picked out for yourselves when the time comes that you're battling terrorist ninjas while a nuclear missile is about to strike your location.

Sadly, though, not everyone is as well prepared as you all are -- and this is especially true in movies. That's why we asked our readers to give some final words to those characters that are most deserving of them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Ted E.

I've got some gum right here! Oh wait, no... I just gave my last piece away this morning. I swear, it's So ironic. Actually, that's not true. This is

Entry by Paka

Jess! Why WOn' he juss shut up and let me die in peade? CRACKED COM

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