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26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters
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Everyone loves badass last words. In fact we're willing to bet that at least half of you have some picked out for yourselves when the time comes that you're battling terrorist ninjas while a nuclear missile is about to strike your location.
Sadly, though, not everyone is as well prepared as you all are -- and this is especially true in movies. That's why we asked our readers to give some final words to those characters that are most deserving of them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
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