Everyone loves badass last words. In fact we're willing to bet that at least half of you have some picked out for yourselves when the time comes that you're battling terrorist ninjas while a nuclear missile is about to strike your location.

Sadly, though, not everyone is as well prepared as you all are -- and this is especially true in movies. That's why we asked our readers to give some final words to those characters that are most deserving of them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Ted E.

I've got some gum right here! Oh wait, no... I just gave my last piece away this morning. I swear, it's So ironic. Actually, that's not true. This is

Entry by LeonardoReis

IT SUCKS TO BE THE COMIC RELIEF. CRACKED COM

Entry by T. S. Obiech

ORACKED POINT BREAK COWWAABUUNNGGAAAAAAA!!

Entry by bazooka

26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters

Entry by weezerbholly

26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters

Entry by Paka

Jess! Why WOn' he juss shut up and let me die in peade? CRACKED COM

Entry by MrWilson

I always thought there was s'more to life than this. STAY

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