Around this time each year, art teachers ask students to turn their hand print into a turkey that looks like a peacock that's been crippled by its own fat ass. Why not let them choose what they turn their hand prints into? Sure, you might get a few idiotic variations on "The Blob with 5 Wangs," but you'd also learn which students are the right kind of idiots, which is really an art teacher's only job.

We decided to see what our readers could do with a wide open version of the famous art project. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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