13 Non-Entertainers Who Got Animated on The Simpsons
Can’t sing. Can’t dance. CAN guest on The Simpsons.
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- By Matt Solomon
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14 Mama Duck Leads Ducklings on Bagel Adventure In NYC
You've heard of Pizza Rat, but are you ready for Bagel Duck?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Olympic Hopeful Blames Burrito For Positive Performance-Enhancing Drug Test
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- By Carly Tennes
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14 Unlucky Ding-Dongs Who Ruined Or Lost Ultra-Rare Items
Hercules isn't mad, just... disappointed.
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- By Cracked Writers, Jesse
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Petition Demanding Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Buys and Eats the Mona Lisa Goes Viral
Priceless works of art -- the ultimate forbidden snack.
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- By Carly Tennes
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If Tattoos Told the Truth (Part 2)
Cracked Plasticians
As we've gone over before, your tattoo can say more about you than you want it to.
That's why we asked our readers to illuminate what that ink is really telling the world. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
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We wrote the quiet parts out loud!
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Times Video Game Emotes Broke The Game
Nowadays, you have to contend with kids who'll destroy you not merely while dancing, but through dancing.
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- By Tiago Svn
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5 Tired Movie & TV Tropes (That Don’t Really Exist)
These staples of pop culture are rarer than you think ...
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- By JM McNab
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Tell Us Now: 17 Sequels Better Than The Original Movie
Did we miss any?
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- By Cracked Readers, Shea
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You Can Become A 'Lord'/'Lady' Via Scotland's Oddest Rule
Or at least the illusion, your Highness.
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- By Oona O'Brien
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Thanks to DC, Batman Is Canonically Bad In Bed
But Ant-Man on the other hand ...
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- By JM McNab
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