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‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’
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0 The Best ‘Simpsons’ Episode for Every Simpsons Family Member
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The Funniest Cults Lurking in Comedies
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Don’t Worry: The Other Person Hates Themselves During Awkward Small Talk, Too
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5 Millionaires Who Suffered Ignominious Deaths
‘Wait. With my money, I though I’d live forever!’
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If Video Games Were Realistic
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A little realism would make some games way more awesome. Others, not so much. We asked you to show us what would happen if video game makers started adding a little realism to their games. The winner is below, but first the runners up.
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