We love movies, but there's a lot of convolution that goes on in order to keep our favorite films entertaining. Convolution, for the most part, that just wouldn't happen in the real world. We asked our readers to simplify these movies by adding a single piece of dialogue that would've solved problems presented in these movies. Winner got $100 ...

Entry by Ted E.

No one cares who's the President of Elysium. Send a couple of those fancy medical-beds to the planet's surface and everyone will be happy. Reolly? Hel

Entry by Samzo

Let's be reasonable, guys... how about we split the treasure?

Entry by LeXman

DRINK THIS? I DON'T THINK SO, LAO CHE. L KNOW BETTER THAN TO DRINK ANYTHING HANDED TO ME BY A DOUBLE-CROSSING SNAKE LIKE YOU!

Entry by locomotif

JOHNG. RAPED WIFE AND M Him 1 Gor

Entry by Donottojr

By the way. those shoes can send you back home anytime you want. CRACKEDo COM

Entry by Danzy

CRAGKEDeO Since you're probably going to find out anyway, how about I just tell you how screwed up my family is?

Entry by Paika

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