21 Lessons You Wish They'd Taught in School
Over the course of your entire life, institutes of learning have been wasting your time.
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Over the course of your entire life, institutes of learning have been wasting your time. That's why you need to pick up a copy of the De-Textbook and allow us to dispel some of the myths that have been engrained in your brain matter. And while you wait for your copy to arrive, check out the lessons our readers wished they learned in school instead of the malarkey they were taught.
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