28 Rejected Names for Famous Products (Probably)

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Some products get lucky and nail the whole name thing on the first try. Some brands, though, brainstorm for hours before coming up with that perfect name. We asked you to show us some of the ones companies didn't go with. Winner got $100 ...

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