15 Holidays They Need To Invent

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Hallmark has created plenty of holidays designed to make you spend money. Why shouldn't some of those days be awesome? We asked you to show us what holiday's you'd make official if you were running the show (over at Hallmark presumably).

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by dagur

HAPPY I told you you'd NAPALM burn for cheating YOUR EX on me, you DAY! bastard. our former love, CRACKED

Entry by Syphon

15 Holidays They Need To Invent

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Come on, we've all had that fantasy. You come into some money and it's your last day at your old, shitty job. You're going to quit in style. Post your entries in the contest thread. Winner gets $50.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, check here. Or, find out what the world would look likeif everything was made my Microsoft. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

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