If Background Characters Got Their Own Action Figures

A look at what happens when every movie takes the George Lucas approach to merchandising.
If Background Characters Got Their Own Action Figures

George Lucas had it right, man: Create a detailed universe with a thousand different characters and make an action figure for every one of them. We asked you to show us what would've happened if other filmmakers followed suit. Winner got 100 bucks ...

If Background Characters Got Their Own Action Figures
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