What if the moral authorities never lost the iron grip they had on movie studio scrotums back in the early days of the 20th century, before couples were allowed to so much as kiss on screen? We asked you to show us the creative and downright clever ways the forces of political correctness would have ruined some of your favorite movies. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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