If Holiday Cards Were Allowed to Kick Ass

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Once a year, the entire world is treated to a holiday card overload. Naturally, most of these cards are underwhelming -- what with the nice family photo or cute children dressed as elves or a Santa cat plotting to kill its owner. We asked our readers to show us what some holiday cards would look like from folks who needed custom pants to fit their over-sized jingle bells. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by j21

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