Once a year, the entire world is treated to a holiday card overload. Naturally, most of these cards are underwhelming -- what with the nice family photo or cute children dressed as elves or a Santa cat plotting to kill its owner. We asked our readers to show us what some holiday cards would look like from folks who needed custom pants to fit their over-sized jingle bells. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Perusse

S that OSanta hear the on roof?

Entry by odesangel

CRACKED.COM Noel

Entry by n00d3l5

This holiday give the season... gift of Diabeetus CRAGKED

Entry by mightyzamfir

CONSUME CRAGKED.OON

Entry by j21

BAPPYHOLIODAYE OF YOUR CHOICE! CRACKEDC COM

Entry by HaywireLiar

The greatest gift this holiday season... TAA NLY CAR

Entry by BRWombat

If Holiday Cards Were Allowed to Kick Ass

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