If You Could Send One Message Back to Your Teenage Self

Look Science, we're not picky. We don't need to be bodily transported in a sports car, and might not even want to if the Terminator nude-clause end up being true. Give us the time traveling mailbox from that Sandra Bullock movie, and you can take the rest of the month off. We will never be this easy to please.

We asked our readers to show us how they'd squander the ability to send messages to their teenage selves. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by GallopGhost

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Entry by shango266

onmnoa Dear 16 year old me, of all the thousands of kids you went to school with, you are now friends with exactly 1 of them. You'll make wonderful fr

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Entry by Kanklefest

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Entry by Alex Race

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by CCCPancakes

Verizon 3G 11:11 AM l Messages Past Self Edit OH FUCK THE RUSSIANS INVADED. MOVE OUT OF THE COUNTRY NOW! Who the hell is this? I'M STILL IN THE COUNTR

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Entry by SecondCumming

CRACKED CO Dear Past Me Don't ever wear dreadlocks, it makes you look like a dumbass. The wasp that gol stuck in Head your help 'doesn't help either.

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Entry by mightyzamfir

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Entry by ktanner404

CRACKEDCOR COM DUIT THE DAMN PHONE DOWN. AND PAY ATTENTION YOURE IN SCHOOL For FUCK'S SAKE. ALSO. AVOID BECKY SANDERS. TRUST ME MANL ITS NOT WORTH IT.

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Entry by Kommander

CRACKEDCONM Sarah, This is your future self. Later today, a guy named Matt is going to ask you out. say yes. In ten years he 'llbe a apsychologist mak

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Entry by deadlybees

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Entry by frenchfood

CRACKED CON Tonight, when she invites for you up coffee. she is not actually asking you for coffee. up DO NOT SAY YOU DON'T DRINK COFFEE!

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