Losing Keys Is An Old Person's Game

If you're tired of constantly forgetting your keys, locking yourself out, or just using a system that's literally ancient, you can do something about that.

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Based on their guns, swords, archery equipment and modified catchers gear, survivors in post apocalyptic movies all seem to loot sporting goods stores first. We asked you to show us how we'll make use of the stuff that will be left over once the last Dick's Sporting Goods has been cleaned out. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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