15 Famous Products Advertised to People Who Never Buy Them

Occasionally a product will decide to expand it's reach to a new demographic, and the results are almost always hilarious.
15 Famous Products Advertised to People Who Never Buy Them

Occasionally a product will decide to expand its reach to a new demographic. This is where you get stuff like NASCAR wine, and Play-Doh scented perfume. We asked you to show us the baffling ways companies might re-contextualize famous products next. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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