Occasionally a product will decide to expand its reach to a new demographic. This is where you get stuff like NASCAR wine, and Play-Doh scented perfume. We asked you to show us the baffling ways companies might re-contextualize famous products next. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by vaibanez17

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Entry by roguematt

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Entry by j21

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Entry by junkpunch

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Entry by Dude902

15 Famous Products Advertised to People Who Never Buy Them

Entry by HaywireLiar

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