Fictional villains always have a backstory that perfectly explains the havoc they unleash. In the real world, we generally assume the biggest villains are the product of stupid luck, but what if they aren't? We asked you to show us the origin stories of famous real-world villains. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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