The Baffling Plans of Famous Video Game Villains, Charted

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There have been many poorly drawn up, wildly unimaginative plans designed by terrible coaches, short sighted military leaders and teenage pickup artists. None of them can even approach the convoluted strategies employed by video game villains. We asked you to show us what some of those schemes might have looked like on the drawing board. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Girz

HSSSSSSS Ruin Spawn everything. CRACKEDCON

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