There have been many poorly drawn up, wildly unimaginative plans designed by terrible coaches, short sighted military leaders and teenage pickup artists. None of them can even approach the convoluted strategies employed by video game villains. We asked you to show us what some of those schemes might have looked like on the drawing board. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Girz

HSSSSSSS Ruin Spawn everything. CRACKEDCON

Entry by stickfig

OPERATION: SABOTAGE TARGET: E1 Blocko 34 OBJECTIVE: DESTROY TARGET AT ANY coST. STATIONARY TARGET THREATENS NATIONAL SECURITY BY OPENING FIRE ON ALL

Entry by ramohse

SEQUENTIAL PLAN TO OBTAIN THE TRIFORCE AND THUS CONQUER HYRULE KIDNAP STEAL DEFFAT LINK PRINCESS TFLDA TRIFORCE OF FORTRIFORCE FORTHIFORCE POWER OF CO

Entry by hotrods4ben

START NAVIGATE MAZE HANDER FIND PAC-MAN AIMLESSLY SUCCESSFUL? 1 HAS SUCCESSFUL? POWER-UP? RUN AHAY KILL THE PAC-HAN (PUH THTO HTH I START OVER SUCCESS

Entry by aerodynamite

CRACKEDCON To Do: - Build enormous spramling castle - Hire inise. undead - hide gifts candles in all for the unexpeeted an guests - Mlait

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