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Even great ideas can't overcome the the harsh realities of physics. If you've ever tried to eat a Doritos Locos Taco without staining the front of your shirt, you've learned this the hard way. Whether it's music or movie trailers, mash-ups tend to work better in the digital realm. We asked you to take that lesson to it's logical conclusion, and mash up entire websites. The winner is below, but first the runners up...
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