We've all watched some dumbass talking on our TV and secretly wished that, say, a huge bag of shit would fall on their head. So what ironic punishment (or reward) would public figures get if the world was a fair place?

We asked you to fire up photo shop and show us. The winner is below. But first the runners up:

Entry by Spatula

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Entry by PigmyShrew

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Entry by John Cheese

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Entry by Senor_Taco

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Pretty straightforward; these are the Bond gadgets that were too retarded or indulgent or [insert your own adjective here] to make it into the Bond movies. We don't just want a bunch of useless stuff, maybe they fulfilled a need Bond doesn't want you to know he has. Use your imagination, fire up Photoshop and show them to us, the best one will get $50.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out The Worst Possible Ideas for a Porno. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.

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