We don't just shield children from the real world to protect their fragile minds from all the sexy adventures we're getting up to. Much of the adult world is too boring for words. We asked you to show us some of the misconceptions that arise from kids not knowing the difference between the two. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Fireplug


Entry by Perusse

CRAGKEDoOT Movie Rating System G Terrible PG Bad PG13 Average R Good NC-17 Freakin' Amazing

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Entry by GundamPanda

CRACKED CONT nee Soo Mem p #1 the s AD best. 310 mom evEr

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