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Tiny Changes That Would Have Saved Terrible Movies
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There are plenty great movies that were one tiny mistake away from being great films. Hell, if the shark in Jaws hadn't been a complete catastrophe, that movie could have been ridiculous. We asked you to show us some other tiny changes that could have turned terrible movies into classics. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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