If Mother's Day Cards Were Honest
Mother's Day is upon us again, that annual pain in the ass of ungrateful little punks who don't know how much their mother went through for them.
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Mother's Day is upon us again, that annual pain in the ass of ungrateful little punks who don't know how much their mother went through for them. We asked you to show us what the cards might look like if all the flowery synonyms for gratitude were replaced by blunt honesty. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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![CRACKED.COM MOM can't believe you put your BOOBS in my MOUTH!!!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/5/128765.jpg?v=1)
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