It's weird that politicians spend so much time bragging about being in touch with people on Main Street. They have entire teams of people whose job it is to protect them from the everyday people, and additional teams to protect those people from any knowledge of the fact that politicians are basically aliens.

We asked you to show us what they think life on the other side of the line of secret service people is really like. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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