Everyday Life as Misunderstood by Politicians

It's weird that politicians spend so much time bragging about being in touch with people on Main Street. They have entire teams of people whose job it is to protect them from the everyday people, and additional teams to protect those people from any knowledge of the fact that politicians are basically aliens.
Everyday Life as Misunderstood by Politicians

It's weird that politicians spend so much time bragging about being in touch with people on Main Street. They have entire teams of people whose job it is to protect them from the everyday people, and additional teams to protect those people from any knowledge of the fact that politicians are basically aliens.

We asked you to show us what they think life on the other side of the line of secret service people is really like. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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