Every hit movie spawns a ridiculous fake version that looks and is spelled like it was created by kindergarteners. We asked you to put your opposite-of-thinking caps on, and come up with some absurd rip-offs fake-Hollywood hasn't gotten around to yet. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by TheBigK

CRACKED.cOM C. THOMAS HOWEL.L. ROB SCHNEIDER PAULY SHORE GOODFELLOWS FRoM DIRECTOR FRED DORST IN DOWNTOWN TORONTO. THERE ARE No RULES

Entry by hoozits

HANK TOMS THE SEPLA KILOMETER CRACKED.cOM A SHORT FILM

Entry by bazooka

LONG FAT WANG DONG HUNG LOW SHEMP LEE SQUATTING POLECAT TWISTED L IZARD RON POPEIL A FUM SPECIAL EFFECTS BY BOB HAPPY TREES ROSS PIDGIN ENGLISH LANGU

Entry by PeterBanning

HE'S E ROGUE AGENT THE FEI COULDN'T PIN HIN DOWN HIS WIFE COULDN'T PIN HN DOWN AND NOW HES COING TO PUT AN INCEPTION ON THE ONES WHO KILLED HIS WIFE.

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