They didn't just come up with Batman or Darth Vader on the first try. We asked you to show us the ridiculous early drafts that got laughed out of the pitch session. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by RB2

Mr. Cucumber Head Hasbro June 5 1951 A little too phallich..try something elses Maybe a turnip or a pear? 12 CRACKED.COM

34 Immediately Rejected Rough Drafts of Famous Characters
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