Jay Pharoah's Dream 'Saturday Night Live' Weekend Update Host Is Anthony Jeselnik
Finally, an anchor more offensive than Jost and Che.
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0 The Man Who Was Killed By His Own Beard
A 16th-century Dutch mayor named Hans Staininger had the most magnificent face full of whiskers the world had ever seen — a hirsute magnificence that ultimately proved to be his undoing
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The 10 Funniest ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Flashbacks
It turns out you can laugh at the past as much as you can learn from it
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Julie Bowen’s Competition For Her Part In 'Happy Gilmore' Tried a Full Sharon Stone Reveal
Good thing Bowen followed her basic instincts.
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12 Inane and Petty Things Done to Appease Rich Assholes
Sorry, but my spiritual advisor says this 747 is bad luck!
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27 Great Moments in History If The Internet Was Around
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There are plenty of great accomplishments from history that have been passed from one guy who swears he was there, to a writer, to a painter, to a poet who needed something that rhymed with "midnight clear." While the Internet isn't known for its honesty, there's something to be said for speed and sloppiness. At least we're getting unfiltered access to the original (possibly full of crap) story. We asked you to show us what some historic accomplishments would have looked like if the Internet had been around. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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