If Online Ads Actually Told the Truth

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Most online ads seem to be designed by con-men from the 1920s. They assume such profound gullibility on the part of the people they're trying to lure in, that you have to wonder how these hypothetical customers found out about the Internet in the first place.

We asked you to show us what these ads would look like if they were forced to tell the truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Simp

AdultFriendFinder.com TM The World's Largest Sex & Swinger Personals site Over 17 million active members MEET HUNDREDS OF OTHER LONELY OLD PERVERTS! C

Entry by maas

If Online Ads Actually Told the Truth

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