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If The Hero's Timing Had Been Slightly Off
Cracked Plasticians
They say timing is everything in comedy, which is a subtle way for actors to insult comedy writers. But timing truly is everything when you're trying to leap from one roof to another during a dramatic footrace with the kidnappers who have your daughter. We asked you to show us what it would have looked like if the heroes of our favorite dramatic moments had slightly worse timing.
The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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