Cracked Storytime: The Trek Through The Stars Of The MOEBIUS-47

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Cracked fans are a creative lot, and when given a chance to prove it, we know they won't ever disappoint. Like in our previous installments, we gave our readers a prompt on Facebook, and let them finish the story. We asked you to tell us what happened next when...

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"The crew of the Starcutter MOEBIUS-47 gathered around the porthole completely silent. Through the tint of their ship's radiation shielding, they could make out a blurry form floating off the starboard bow."

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"Sparkles of light radiated from the unknown object." --Nicholas C.

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"A giant space boner!" --Jon E.

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"Somehow, the captain's dildo had escaped the ship yet again, and no one would admit to being the culprit." --Robert S.

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"It was only then that the Space Giraffe revealed itself." --T.J. R.

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"It was a space cowboy, Bet you weren't ready for that." --Kyle M.

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"It could not figure out how to enter the ship, as no matter how many times she circled it, all the signs said the door was on the other side." --Joseph J.

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"The space giraffe was beside herself with feelings of revulsion and contempt. Where are the goddamn tree-fronds, she thought?" --Erik V.

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"At that point the Space Giraffe had no other choice but to eat them." --Jennifer K.

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"Another very, very loud slam was heard behind them. They all turned swiftly towards the noise..." --Rob L.

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"Damn. Space crabs." --Rachel S.

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"Then came the wolves." --Randy S.

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"Spoiler: everybody dies!" --Octav I.

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"Shia watched in horror as the murderous crabs overtook the ship." --Zach D.

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"But it was what was in the distance that frightened them the most." --Will R.

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"Is that a... *squints*... 21st century vehicle with a dummy in the drivers seat?" --Adam M.

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"Suddenly the piece of space garbage struck the outer hull causing the ship to explode. The end." --Leo L.

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"This is why we can't have nice things." --Justin M.

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