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Even villainous villains and monstrous monsters need love. But hatching evil plans is time-consuming, so it only follows that they'd need to turn to dating apps to find that someone special. So we asked our plasticians to show us some online dating profiles for notorious villains and monsters. Then we evaluated the profiles to figure out which ones we'd swipe right on.

Oh, and we gave cash to our favorite, which is below. Runners-up, first.

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