What Your Brain Hears Vs. The Reality Of What Was Said
Could you repeat that? My brain was shouting over you.
![What Your Brain Hears Vs. The Reality Of What Was Said](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/6/0/705860.jpg?v=2)
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This may come as a shock, but sometimes what you hear isn't actually what people say. It's not that we're hard of hearing -- it's that our weird brains ascribe fifty layers of meaning to relatively simple phrases and situations.
Honestly, it's a wonder anyone is able to communicate anything at all. Not when our brains are like ...
![CRACKED COM What they said Can you give POPLK me a hand with this? I hope you didn't have any plans for the next hour. What I heard](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/7/8/705578.jpg?v=2)
![When someone says: I'm not mad at you! I will, however, treat you that way. Is what I hear. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/0/6/705606.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDC CON WHAT WAS SAID: Yeah, maybe I'll come to your show. WHAT HEARD: I'll come to your show RIGHT AFTER I GOUGE MY EYES OUT!!!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/0/2/705602.jpg?v=2)
![CRAGKEDOOM WHAT WAS SAID WHAT I HEARD I I guess wish I'll take you would the take the dog out. dog out.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/9/4/705594.jpg?v=2)
![GRAGKEDOON GOM What was said: You look great! What 0 heard: You look different (in a bad way).](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/9/2/705592.jpg?v=2)
![WHAT'S ACTUALLY SAID: THIS IS GoOD. WHAT MY BRAIN HEARS: THIS IS FINE. I MEAN IT'S NOT GREAT, BUT I'LL CHOKE IT DOWN SOMEHOW. MAYBE YOU SHOUILD JUST G](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/9/8/705598.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDOON WHAT WAS SAID What time is it? XI WHAT I HEARD need to get the hell out of here.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/8/9/705589.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDOON What Was Actually Said Where do you want to eat? How I Heard It You pick where we eat SO it isn't my fault if it sucks.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/9/1/705591.jpg?v=2)
![What was said: You finished that already? What heard: Did you eat that in one bite FATTY?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/8/5/705585.jpg?v=2)
![WHAT IS ACTUALLY SAID: I was just kidding. WHAT MY BRAIN HEARS: I meant every word, but I see you're overly sensitive. Call me when you get some persp](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/7/7/705577.jpg?v=2)
![When my GUESS daughter WHAT, MOM!? said: I'M I could have PREGNANT, sworn I heard: MOM! CRACKED.OON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/7/4/705574.jpg?v=2)
![What was said: Have you heard of this book? It's a definite must read. What F heard: Marvel at my literary prowess! I bet the title is totally alien t](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/7/9/705579.jpg?v=2)
![While my parents said: We'll see. What 0 heard waso NEVER! CRACKEDcO COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/6/9/705569.jpg?v=2)
![The text I get: We need to hang out again real soon! CRACKEDOON What I see: Let's make plans and cancel last-minute!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/6/8/705568.jpg?v=2)