Here's How The Simplest Tasks Just Totally Get Away From You

Here’s why you’re not getting anything done.
Here's How The Simplest Tasks Just Totally Get Away From You

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The world is an objectively convenient place. We've got a ton of tools at our fingertips to simplify our lives. Yet somehow we still manage not to get anything done.

We asked readers to figure out why, by tracking the process where seemingly uncomplicated tasks turn absurdly complicated, and we gave cash to our favorite explanation.

1. ASK SIRI SOMETHING 9:41 AM What's the current temperature tap to edit 2. SIRI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND YOU el Verizon 3G 12:59 PM Sorry, I missed that.
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CRAGKED 1. I remember I should back up my files. (368 MB) About 2. 29 Minutes remaining The computer keeps giving me ridiculous estimates of how long
1: Went to go for a ride, but found my tire was flat. 2: Good thing 0 always keep a spare tube in my bike bag! 3: Got another flat miles from home.. a
1, Wonder what time it is... 2. 12:29 MESSENGER Notice Larry Garson now Omg have you seen Glass??? a anotifcation! 3. Omg have you Giass7?9 seen OMG Y
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1. It's movie night. Go on Netflix. 2. Take forever to find something I haven't seen. 3. Eventually get tired and fall asleep. CRACKEDOON
CRACKED C COM Call customer service Wait 45 minutes fora representative Get transferred because you have the wrong extension
CRACKEDOON How To Listen to Music on your Phone 1. Plug in your head- phones to listen to music. 2. Take forever to select which song you want to list
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