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The holidays are here, and even if you're well-adjusted, you're probably dreading at least some of the social events. Office parties, family parties, neighborhood get-togethers, gift exchanges with friends -- all are rife with opportunities for awkwardness.

Please enjoy the following tips for getting through them relatively unscathed.

Entry by Kevin King

1. FAMILY GATHERING Have a snowball SURVIVAL fight with GUIDE your father, who regularly calls you a whiny snowflake.' 2. Discuss conspiracy theorie

Entry by esullivan

HOsTING THE HOLIDAYS 1. TOILET PAPER. 2. ALCOHOL. 3. RETURN TICKETS. CRACKED

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HOW TO AVOID EVERYONE FROM HIGH SCHOOL WHEN YOU GO HOME FOR X-MAS 26 t 1. abook Delete Facebook? Deleting this app will also delete its data. GO DAR

Entry by Sonny Time

How to enjoy a stress-free holiday. 1. Print several copies and cut along dotted line. 2. Pass out as needed. 3. Enjoy a quiet holiday by yourself. HA

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