If Businesses Were Forced To Tell The Truth

Here’s what these places are actually up to.
If Businesses Were Forced To Tell The Truth

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Places of business are absolutely loaded with signs: Buy this! Stand there! Don't lick that! Weirdly, none of those signs seem to contain honest messages about the various ways establishments are trying to trick you.

Until now.

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