The Funniest Leslie Jones Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame
‘How am I gonna stop texting? Don’t say, ‘Don’t text,’ ‘cause you can’t tell somebody who keeps texting, ‘Don’t text!’ Oh, delete the number? What am I gonna do, delete my brain?’
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0 Jimmy O’Brien on Making Funny Sports Videos, Not Being a Talk-Radio Blowhard and Why He’s a Proud Mama’s Boy
The man behind Jomboy Media’s viral YouTube videos looks ahead to a new baseball season while reflecting on ‘The Slap’ and his disinterest in generating hot takes
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6 Delicious Revenge Plots That Are Really Only Deliciously Pathetic
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15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘American Dad’
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Places of business are absolutely loaded with signs: Buy this! Stand there! Don't lick that! Weirdly, none of those signs seem to contain honest messages about the various ways establishments are trying to trick you.
Until now.
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