The True Meaning Behind 30 Common Things People Say

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The True Meaning Behind 30 Common Things People Say

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You'd think that in today's world, when we have more ways than ever to communicate and interact, it'd be easier than ever to understand one another. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. People have more ways than ever to conceal what they actually mean.

Because we're all about helping people cut through the bullshit, we asked readers to point out the true meaning behind the things people say.

I know it sucks, but you just need to snap out of it! Translation: Pretend to feel better, SO you stop bringing me down, already!
You're a good listener.* *I love talking about myself.
We must all acknowledge our shortcomings and work on them to achieve our goals.* *You must all acknowledge your shortcoming's and work on them to achi
Let's agree to disagree! say mean I am done arguing with your stupidity. CRACKED COM
I BELIEVE IN LIVING A MINIMALIST LIFESTYLE. *If I need something I can always order it off Amazon.
The True Meaning Behind 30 Common Things People Say
a) 32,164 likes sarah 141287 Awww you guys <3 tinajones23 Sooo cute (-: Actually means: What's with the umpteenth post? How insecure in your relations
Your baby is So beautiful. The two of you must be very proud.* Your baby looks exactly the same as (or worse than) all the others. There is nothing
CRACKEDCON You Only Live Once!* *It's totally worth it for the Instagram post.
Being a mother is the most rewarding thing I've ever done.* *I have Stockholm Syndrome.
I should really drop a few pounds. Translation WY Tell me how cute and perfect am.
Wellll, I'm going to let you go ... TRANSLATION: I don't have the time or patience to listen to you talk anymore today. cCC
Don't worry, the drinks are on me. You'll pay me back someday by treating me CRACKEDCON to something.
We missed you!* IL *What did You bring US? CRACKEDCON
CRACKED.COM Would you like a tissue? Your sniffling is driving me CRAZY
CRACKED COM I Love Nature.' *I love any natural spot no farther than 20 feet away from a parking lot.
Here's the check... but TAKE YOUR TIME! Translation: GTFO! CRACKED COM
I know it's dangerous but any one of us COuLd get hit by a bus tomorrow. *I have figured out a way to rationalize ANYTHING.
WOULD YOU LIKE A PIECE OF GUM? ...YOUR BREATH IS MAKING MY EYES WATER CRACKEDCON
CRACKEDOON Could you repeat that?* *I need time to think of a good answer.
Please give me your honest critique of this. *Please tell me you love it and why. CRAGKEDON
CRACKEDCON That's Hilarious! Barely How long amusing can I pretend to laugh?
GRAGKEDCON IC Ic We should totally hang out some time! Let's not meet each other unless by some random chance.
There's no I'' in team. rsrath G Strategy 9ngc. leshry SALES! dniekeren 9x 40 Sairs NRO E Tck I'm your leader. Do as I tell you. GRAGN
GRAGKEDCONT YUP, WE'RE HEADING HOME. GOTTA GET THE KIDS IN BED. REALLY THOUGH, GOTTA GET ME IN BED. KIDS CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT.
CRACKEDCON I'm not judging you, but... (I'mjudging you!)
ALL THE GREAT SCIENTISTS AND PHILOSOPHERS HAVE BEEN WHITE MALES!* *Having done nothing of value on my own, I appropriate the accomplishments of others
It doesn't matter what other people think, as long as I'm happy.* *Please love me and everything I do. CRACKEDEONE
I'm really sorry, 0 know I've given you a ton of work recently, and 0 know you're super busy, but if you could just find look DOIT NOW CRACKEDCONT
We'll see... God, I sure as hell hope she forgets about it.
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