Dear Hollywood: These Are The Movies Fans ACTUALLY Wanted

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Dear Hollywood: These Are The Movies Fans ACTUALLY Wanted

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It's great how movie studios are cranking out tons of deep dives into specific characters and details of cinematic universes. What's not so great is that they never seem to focus on the characters and stories fans actually want to hear about.

We're nothing but helpful, here at Cracked, so we asked readers to show us the movies the studios should have made, instead of the ones they did make. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX WHAT I WANTED: Another suspenseful anthology film set in the Cloverfield universe that belongs on the big screen. WHAT I GOT:
GH STBUSTERS THE SHOCKINGLY VENOMOUS CONTROVERSY HAD ME HOPING THE FILM WOULD BE MORE LIKE THIS: THEY'RI HERE SHARP aVE ONT TO SAVE MODERN HUMor THE W
JURASSIC WORLD WHAT I WANTED: WHAT I GOT: OWEN & BLUE CRACKED.COM FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
I wanted these movies! RESIDENT FVB But I got some Fast and Furious stuff with zombies... CRACKED COM
The movie I was waiting for: WiCKED THE UNTOLD STORY OF THE WITCHES OF Oz O GREAT POWERFUL Instead, we got these underplayed witches that were impossi
WE COULD'VE HAD STAR WARS. R X-WIN G ROGUE SQUADRON BUT INSTEAD WE GOT ROGUE ONE A STARWARS STORY
So I always thought that RETURN OF JEDI THE meant what it said. Luke restores tthe Jedi order. Plenty of fertile ground for new, unique stories, right
I THE MOVIE WANTED: BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM WHAT I GOT: A MURDEROUS A COMIC RELIEF PSYCHO BATMAN IDIOT BATMAN YU OAN'T SAVE TH WIRLD LNeE AONE JSTCELEAGU
WHAT 1 WANTED IRON MAN: DRAGON SEED By John Byrne The Mandarin is a badass! No Pepper Potts! Tony and Rhodey fight dragons! WHAT I GOT IRON MAN 3 The
Fhaere wan CRACKEDG I wanted a disturbing atmospheric thriller about someone's personal demons that was true to the nature of the games. SILENT HILL I
DISNEY TO'MORROWLAND THE MOVIE I WANTED: JOMORROWLAND A magical journey into one of Disney World's most imaginative and colorful lands THE MOVIE WE GO
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STAR WARS. EPISODE Il ATTACK OF THE CLONES WHAT I WANTED: The Empire Strikes Back for a new generation. WHAT I GOT: DLARY of a Wimpy Padawan CRACKED C
FIFTY SHADES The movies movies we got A little bit of this) The movies we wanted (A great deal of this) CRACKED.COM
THE HOBBIT MOVIE I WANTED: There and back again: A Hobbit's Tale Iimely Mnotn THE HOBBIT MOVIES WE GOT: There and there and there and there and there
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