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There's a multibillion-dollar industry dedicated to convincing us that drinking booze is sexy, fun, healthy, and harmless. Since we're all about squashing misconceptions (and killing everyone's good time) we asked our readers to come up with some alcohol ads that are actually honest.

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CRACKED.COM Tell your guests that you're serving a premium vodka. Add mix, CHEAPSTOFF and they'll NON- PREMIUM never know VODKA that you're not

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